Question:
If Wagner operas were gourmet cuisine?
Doctor John
2009-02-27 12:59:29 UTC
What dishes would they be?

Tannhauser=Boef Bourgignon perhaps?
Six answers:
Alberich
2009-02-27 13:43:21 UTC
I just got back from a long session of gambling at one of the casinos here in Nevada; and am exhausted, and dead tired(in addition to being almost broke). So please indulge me if my responses are not terribly coherent.



I'll start with his last one, "Parsifal": one might say listening to a complete performance of it, could be likened to ingesting the wafer received from the chalice at a mass: a spiritual feast of unparalleled sumptuousness, even though of no nutritional value whatsoever.



"Rhenzi": flaming "Shish kebab" of a sacrificial lamb(maybe a bit of a stretch - what do you think-?).



"Siegfried": "pheasant under glass" - a real rarity nowadays(as in, "how many birds have you talked to lately-?").



I've got to stop and take a nap; be back later - if I think of any more, and review what I've already posted: hope I'm not making a fool of myself.



Alberich

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(cont.) Had a nap, so will continue. I should have taken them in order I guess:



"Die Feen": what do faries eat? Sauteed lotus leaves? Orchids dipped in honey, sprinkled with dew drops?



"Das Liebesverbot": modelled after Shakespeare's "Measure for Measure"; a feast fit for Henry VIII - roasted wild boar, boiled potatoes, apples covered with genrous portions of raisins and baked apples.



"Rhenzi"(already covered)



"The Flying Dutchman": a huge platter of gourmet lobster, with appropriate condiments.



"Tannhauser": I want attempt to compete with yours.



"Lohengrin": roast duck? I don't think I've ever seen "swan" on the menu.



"Das Rheingold": what would a villainous dwarf like most to eat? I love all kinds of salads; how about a nice Waldorf?



"Die Walkure": what would a Volsung or warrior-maiden like to be served? A fine Prime Rib dinner?



"Siegfried": already covered.



((Wagner had completed Acts I and II, and begun Act III, when he stopped; and composed Tristan and Meistersinger before resuming composition of Siegfried))



"Tristan und Isolde": since a love potion is preeiminet in the scenario, how about just a double, extra-dry Martini with a half-dozen fine olvies?



"Die Meistersinger": the most scrumptious, widest array imaginable, buffet: how all the chorus, orchestra, conductor and soloists can all stay together during the 2nd Act bedlam, is beyond me.



"Die Gotterdammerung": what would one like for their "last meal"? I'm not going to offer a nominee here; during my last moments before I pass on, I would love to be listening to it's finale - I can't think of a grander way to go.



Alberich
Song bird
2009-02-28 03:24:49 UTC
Doc- Did you happen to catch the Lasagna Verdi question

the other day? Food for thought.

Because there was so much mystery surrounding Wagner,

how about Ghoul-losh.

But to make it gourmet, the symphony is in the sauce.

Some red wine, sun dried tomatoes and capers.

Those that don't appreciate his operas are tossed salad.

Bon Appetit.
Schumiszt
2009-02-27 21:19:18 UTC
Wagner would diffidently be Swedish Sturgeon Caviar. With a side of delectable roasted asparagus drizzled in the finest Italian extra virgin olive oil... The nice and spicy kind.



Isn't this obvious?



hehehe... :]
Ryan K
2009-02-28 06:28:21 UTC
Give me thumbs down if you must, but I just had to point out that "shish kebab of a sacrificial lamb" is the funniest thing that I have heard in a very long time. Thank you Alberich. I needed that.
anonymous
2009-02-27 21:07:56 UTC
They could all be compacted in to some sort of ten-mile long roasted manticore.



You're forced to give it a look, but it never ends and you have no idea what's going on.
Malcolm D
2009-02-27 21:16:35 UTC
Surf and Turf with all you can eat salad bar... i.e. loads and loads of lettuce and once in a while something like lobster and steak that you can really get your teeth into.


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